I got a bit of a late start and took my time exploring along the way, including an hour's detour digging for trilobites at Oak Springs Summit off Highway 93. The sun was setting as I drove up Highway 375, and ominous-looking clouds were brewing to the west. The nearest large town, Tonopah, was still three hours away. After a week in the desert, I wasn't looking forward to camping out along this remote stretch of road, but my prospects for finding a room in Tonopah at 10 o'clock at night weren't all that great.
I remembered from a previous drive a tiny outpost somewhere along the Extraterrestrial Highway, so I pressed on. Sure enough, I soon reached the isolated town of Rachel, Nevada, population 98 humans. I pulled into the only motel in town, the Little A'Le'Inn. At the front of the hotel stood a tow truck with a flying saucer suspended from its winch.
I walked to what I thought was the motel entrance. A rough-looking character holding a beer in hand eyed me suspiciously from the porch. I asked if this was the motel office and he pointed to a nearby door. As I went in, he followed quickly behind me, put down his beer, and went behind the counter to check me in. Welcome to Rachel.
He turned out to be a pleasant fellow. Rooms were $49.95 a night, and he invited me to come back over to the office/restaurant for dinner once I got settled. Then he walked me over to my room, a double-wide mobile home with a couple of bedrooms. Grainy black-and-white photos of UFO sightings taken in the 1950s and 1960s lined the walls. "You've got the whole place to yourself tonight, so feel free to spread out." Then he disappeared.
I dumped my stuff in the room and headed back over to the restaurant for dinner. The "dining room" turned out to be a set of wooden picnic tables lined up in rows, cafeteria style. Several locals were sitting at the bar, tended to by the bartender--the same fellow who checked me in. A souvenir stand stood at the end of the bar next to the cash register, and a pool table sat unused in the back.
The picnic tables were empty, so not wanting to appear unsociable I took a seat at the bar between two of the locals. We soon struck up a conversation right out of a Hemingway novel. The man on my left was Ken Langley, descendent of Samuel P. Langley, the man who lost the race to be first in flight to the Wright Brothers. (The elder Langley didn't do too badly, though, with both an airfield and the Navy's first aircraft carrier named after him.) Ken was lamenting that his brand-new Jaguar XF, sporting Nevada License Plates "Agent 51," was in the shop in Las Vegas (a 4-hour drive) getting repainted after being accidentally scratched up by a couple of tourists who sat on it while taking photos of themselves. To my right sat an elderly prospector-type who spent the first hour playing a stack of CDs on an even more ancient boom-box. Dwayne (I never got his last name) was originally a cowboy from Texas who had once been a navigator for the Air Force, first on B36's, then onto B47's, and eventually B52s. He later moved to Brazil, married a local woman, and did some clandestine work for the US government. I never did find out how he ended up in Rachel, although I asked several times. Perhaps he was hiding out from South American insurgents.
Dinner was a "World Famous A'Le'Inn Burger," a hamburger patty with cheese, lettuce, and tomato on a sandwich bun, with macaroni salad. I washed it down with a bottle of Heineken. As I was nearing the end of my meal, Ken reached up and rang a bell suspended overhead--the symbol that he was buying drinks for everyone in the bar. So I reluctantly downed another Heineken. Total bill for dinner was $10.75.
Who knows how much of what I heard that night was actually true. I like to believe most of it was. In any event, it was certainly the most entertaining evening of the whole trip. And I managed to survive the entire night without a single alien encounter.